You must be blind you ' re blind you ' re blind
Or maybe i ' m unkind unkind unkind
You ' re the rich boy from my town my town my town
But that can ' t win me round me round me round
Oh you and all your people
You think I like you cause you bought me a drink
But i ' m just short of cash and able to wink
Excuse me Mr C
Who you tryna kid
I ' ll take the drink but if you think
You ' re coming home with me
Who you tryna kid
Oh you ' re so vain
When you ' re under the lights the lights you ' re alright
But conversation ' s dry you ' re dry you ' re dry
Just trying to boast about your parents house
In the south of france
And i ' m laughing at the way you dance
You ' re gone you ' re gone you ' re gone
Oh you and all your people
I ' ve come to conclusion you ' re quite fit
But i ' m under no illusion your a d**k
Excuse me Mr C
Who you tryna kid
I ' ll take the drink but if you think
You ' re coming home with me
Who you tryna kid
Oh you ' re so vain I can ' t believe it
I I never meant to hurt or make you cry
Your mum ' s outside she ' s waiting for you in her new X5
I ' m sure she ' ll dry those eyes
Excuse me Mr C
Who you tryna kid
I ' ll take the drink but if you think
You ' re coming home with me
Who you tryna kid
Oh you ' re so vain I can ' t believe it
Excuse me Mr C
Who you tryna kid
I ' ll take the drink but if you think
You ' re coming home with me
Who you tryna kid
Oh you ' re so vain I can ' t believe it
Excuse me Mr C excuse me Mr C)
Excuse me Mr C one more champagne please)
Excuse me Mr C and a strawberry daiquiri)
Excuse me Mr C
