According to you

I'm stupid, I'm useless

I can't do anything right

According to you

I'm difficult, hard to please

For ever changing my mind

I'm a mess... in a dress

Can't show up on time

Even if... it would save my life

According to you,

According to you

But according to him

I'm beautiful, incredible

He can't get me out of his head

According to him

I'm funny, irresistible

Everything he ever wanted

Everything is opposite

I don't feel like stopping it

So baby tell me what I got to lose

He's into me for everything I'm not

According to you

According to you

I'm boring, I'm moody

And you can't take me any place

According to you

I suck... at telling jokes

Cause I always give it away

I'm the girl

With the worst attention span

You're the boy who puts up with that

According to you,

According to you

But according to him

I'm beautiful, incredible

He can't get me out of his head

According to him

I'm funny, irresistible

Everything he ever wanted

Everything is opposite

I don't feel like stopping it

So baby tell me what I got to lose

He's into me for everything I'm not

According to you

I need to feel appreciated

Like I'm not hated,

Ooh no

Why can't you see me through his eyes?

It's too bad you're making me de cide!

\m electrifying guitar solo \m

But according to me

You're stupid, you're useless

You can't do anything right

But according to him

I'm beautiful, incredible,

He can't get me out of his head.

According to him

I'm funny, irresistible,

Everything he ever wanted

Everything is opposite!

I don't feel like stopping it!

Babe I'll tell you what you got to lose

He's into me for everything I'm not

According to you

(you, you)

According to you

(you, you)

According to you

I'm stupid

I'm useless

I can't do anything right