I smoked this thing one night out as a bet

They told me it was kinda like a funky cigarette

I can still remember my first draw

All those funny things I saw

When I smoked my first funky cigarette

I opened up my best friends biscuit tin

There's no rich teas or custard creams

Cigarettes and skins

Then he handed me a bag of green

Biggest bag I've ever seen

I rolled my first funky cigarette

I since that day I seldom have declined

And I maintain this love affair

With these green herbs of mine

You can keep your pills and trips and lines

Expensive beers and fancy wines

'Cause I just want a funky cigarette

Oh yes I know

And nowadays it's harder to disguise

That wondering old sedated look

That glares across my eyes

Well if you're like me I'm sure you'll find

That you don't really seem to mind

'Cause you just had a funky cigarette

Oh cigarette