Uncle Albert

We're so sorry if we caused you any pain

We're so sorry uncle Albert

But there's no one left at home

And I believe I'm gonna rain

We're so sorry

But we haven't heard a thing all day

We're so sorry uncle Albert

But if anything should happen

We'll be sure to give a ring

We're so sorry uncle Albert

But we haven't done a bloody thing all day

We're so sorry

Uncle Albert

But the kettle's on the boil

And we're so easily called away

Hands across the water

Hands across the sky

Hands across the water

Hands across the sky

Admiral Halsey notified me

He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea

I had another look and I had a cup of tea

And a butter pie

The butter wouldn't melt so I put it in the pie

Hands across the water

Hands across the sky

Hands across the water

Hands across the sky

Live a little be a gypsy get around

Get your feet up off the ground

Live a little get around

Live a little be a gypsy get around

Get your feet up off the ground

Live a little get around

Hands across the water

Hands across the sky

Hands across the water

Hands across the sky