Too old too old

He's too old to cut the mustard anymore

He's a gettin' too old too old

He's too old to cut the mustard anymore

Once I kissed a millionaire

Ran my fingers through his hair

The whole thing turned out pretty grim

'Cause none of his hair belonged to him

Too old too old

He's too old to cut the mustard anymore

He's a gettin' too old too old

He's too old to cut the mustard anymore

A gent I know with a big sedan

Swore he was an army man

Then he got dressed up fit to kill

In the uniform he wore at the bunker hill

Too old too old

He's too old to cut the mustard anymore

He's a gettin' too old too old

He's too old to cut the mustard anymore

I entertained an actor I know

The moon was high and the lights were low

He said I'd like to play the scene

But it's time to drink my ovaltine

Too old too old

He's too old to cut the mustard anymore

He's a gettin' too old too old

He's too old to cut the mustard anymore

It seems that every man you meet

Wants to sweep you off his feet

Gals before you do submit

Make him show his birth certificate

Too old too old

He's too old to cut the mustard anymore

He's a gettin' too old too old

He's too old to cut the mustard anymore