A lady that I know just came from columbia
She smiled because I did not understand
Then she held out some m*******a ha ha
She said it was the best in all the land
And I said
"No no no no
I don't smoke it no more
I'm tired of waking up on the floor
No thank you please
It only makes me sneeze
And then it makes it hard to find the door "
A woman that I know
Just came from majorca spain
She smiled because I did not understand
Then she held out a ten pound bag of c*****e
She said it was the finest in the land
And I said
"No no no no
I don't sniff it no more
I'm tired of waking up on the floor
No thank you please
It only makes me sneeze
And then it makes it hard to find the door "
A man that I know just came from nashville
Tennessee oo oh no )
He smiled because I did not understand
Then he held out some moonshine whiskey oh ho
He said it was the best in all the land
And I said
"No no no no
I don't drink it no more
I'm tired of waking up on the floor
No thank you please
It only makes me sneeze
And then it makes it hard to find the door "
Well I said
"No no no no I can't take it no more
I'm tired of waking up on the floor
No thank you please
It only makes me sneeze
And then it makes it hard to find the door "
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