My siestas are getting shorter and shorter

Oh! Look at all the people

Welcome to Walt Disney's Enchanted Tiki Room

Hey Michael, mi amigo, pay attention, it's showtime

So it is, and what darlin' people I have sittin' under me

Pierre, you rascal, you, let's put on the show

Mon Ami, I am always ready, as you say, to put on the show

Oh, pardon, madame

That whistle was for my good friend, Fritz

Ach Du Lieber, I almost fell out of mein upper perch

Glad to see you all aboard, ashore, or wherever you are

Mein goodness, you're all staring at us

We better start the show rolling

Wait, wait

We forgot to wake up the glee club

Ole! Ole! It's showtime!

In the Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki Room

In the Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki Room

All the birds sing words

And the flowers croon

In the Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki Room

Welcome to our tropical hideaway

You lucky people, you

If we weren't in the show starting right away

We'd be in the audience too

Altogether

In the Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki Room

In the Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki Room

All the birds sing words

And the flowers croon

In the Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki Room

I sing so beautiful I should sing solo

Si, so low we can't hear you

My voice may not be so marvelous

But my profile is out of this world

Jawohl, but the trouble is

It's not far enough out of this world

Isn't that right, herr Schmidt?

Oh ho, I see Schmidt has no hair!

Mi amigos, stop the clucking

You sound like a bunch of old hens

There's a lot of birds waiting to go on

For instance

The boys in me back are called macaws

Because of their claws?

No, because they're macaws

And my fine feathered friend is a jolly toucan

And two can sound better than one toucan can

The bird of paradise is an elegant bird

It likes to be seen and it loves to be heard

Most little birdies will fly away

But the Tiki Room birds are here every day

In the Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki Room

In the Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki Room

All the birds sing words

And the flowers croon

In the Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki Room

Our show is delightful

We hope you'll agree

We hope that it fills you with pleasure and glee

Because if we don't make you feel like that

We're gonna wind up on a lady's hat

In the Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki Room

In the Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki Room

All the birds sing words

And the flowers croon

In the Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki Room

Our magnificent production is yet to come

So strum the guitar and beat the drum

We've been a hit and we know you'll adore us

So come on and join us in another chorus

In the Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki Room

In the Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki Room

All the birds sing words (a little softer)

And the flowers croon

In the Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki Room (a little louder)

In the Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki Room

In the Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki Room

All the birds sing words

And the flowers croon

In the Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki Room