Set fire to your hair

Poke a stick at a grizzly bear

Eat medicines that ’ s out of date

Use your private parts as piranha bait

Dumb ways to die,

so many dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to die

so many dumb ways to die

Get your toast out with a fork

Do your own electrical work

Teach yourself how to fly

Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie

Dumb ways to die,

so many dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to die

so many dumb ways to die

Invite a psycho-killer inside

Scratch your drug dealer ’ s brand new ride

Take your helmet off in outer space

Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place

Dumb ways to die,

so many dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to die

so many dumb ways to die