High above the mucky muck castle made of clouds

There sits Wonderboy sitting oh so proudly

Not much to say

When you're high above the mucky muck

Yeah yeah

Wonderboy

What is the secret of your power

Wonderboy

Won't you take me far away from the mucky muck man

Now it's time for me to tell you about Young Nastyman

Arch rival and nemesis of Wonderboy

With powers comparable to Wonderboy

What powers you ask

I don't know how about the power of flight

That's levitation holmes

How about the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away

With mind bullets

That's telekinesis Kyle

How about the power to move you

History of Wonderboy and Young Nastyman

Riggah goo goo

Riggah goo goo

A secret to be told

A gold chest to be bold

And blasting forth with three part harmony yeow

Wonderboy

What is the secret of your power

Wonderboy

Won't you take me far away from the mucky muck man

Well Wonderboy and Young Nastyman joined forces

They formed a band the likes of which have never been seen

And they called themselves Tenacious D

That's right

Me and KG

We're now Tenacious D

Come fly with me fly

Wonderboy

What is the secret of your power

Wonderboy

Won't you take me far away from the mucky muck man

Oh

Take my hand

Young Nastyman

And we'll fly

Bring out your broadsword

There's the hydra

Slice his throat

And grab his scroat

You take the high road

I'll take the low

There the crevasse

Fill it with your mighty juice