I wanna meet Santa Claus

The real real Santa

I wanna meet Santa Claus

The real real Santa

I wanna see Santa Claus

The real real Santa

He wants to meet

Ol' Santa Claus

I took my brother to

The department store

He wanted to show Santa

His Christmas list

He stood in line

And he shook like a leaf

He's only five

And a half goin' on six

He said "Is that that Santa)

Really Santa Claus

Really really the real Santa)

Santa Claus

Is that that Santa)

Really Santa Claus

Really really Santa

I hope he doesn't pull

Santa's beard

Is that that Santa)

Really Santa Claus

Really really the real Santa) Santa "

Hope he thinks

That's Santa Claus

I picked him up

And put him on Santa's lap

And then he pulled

The pillow out of his shirt

He yanked the beard right

On off of his chin

And in his eyes

I could see he was hurt

He said "You're not not Santa)

Really Santa Claus

You're really not

You're not not Santa)

Really Santa Claus

You're really not Santa

You're not not Santa)

Santa Claus

You're really not

He's just helpin' Santa Claus

He's just helpin' helpin' Santa)

Santa Claus the real

He's helpin' helpin' Santa)

Santa Claus the real

He's just helpin'

The real the real Santa) real Santa

He's just helpin' Santa Claus

He's just helpin' helpin' Santa)

Santa Claus the real

He's just helpin'

The real he shouldn'ta

Pulled Santa's beard real Santa

He's just helpin'

The real the real Santa) real Santa

He's just helpin' Santa Claus