It is a Thursday

I got up early

It is a challenge

I ' m usually lazy

I make some coffee

I eat some Rice Chex

And then I sit down

To check my inbox

I only read a word or two

I stare across the street and see the churches and the blue

The first orgasm of the morning

Is cold and hard as hell

There won ' t be any second coming

As far as I can tell

I arch my back cause

I ' m very close now

It ' s very cold here

By the window

There are some school kids

Yelling and running

They barely notice

That I am coming

The first orgasm of the morning

Is like a fire drill

It's nice to have a little warning

But not enjoyable

I am too busy to have friends

A lover would just complicate my plans

So I will never look for love again

I'm taking matters into my own hands

I'm taking matters into my own hands

I bet I could last at least a week without someone to hold me

I bet I could last at least a week without someone to hold me

Won't you hold me

Won't you hold me