Mr Samberg Thanks for coming to your performance review
No problem
So you're in charge around here is that fair to say
Absolutely I'm the boss
Okay so take us through a day in the life of the boss
Well the first thing I do is
Talk to to corporate like a boss
Approve memos like a boss
Lead a workshop like a boss
Remember birthdays like a boss
Direct workflow like a boss
My own bathroom like a boss
Micromanage like a boss
Promote Synergy like a boss
Hit on Debra like a boss
Get rejected like a boss
Swallow sadness like a boss
Send some faxes like a boss
Call a s*x line like a boss
Cry deeply like a boss
Demand a refund like a boss
Eat a bagel like a boss
Harrassment lawsuit like a boss
No promotion like a boss
Fifth of vodka like a boss
Shit on Debra's desk like a boss
Buy a gun like a boss
In my mouth like a boss
Oh f**k man I can't f**king do it shit
p***y out like a boss
Puke on Debra's desk like a boss
Jump out the window like a boss
Suck a dude's d**k like a boss
Score some coke like a boss
Crash my car like a boss
Suck my own d**k like a boss
Eat some chicken strips like a boss
Chop my balls off like a boss
Black out in the sewer like a boss
Meet a giant fish like a boss
F**k its brains out like a boss
Turn into a jet like a boss
Bomb the Russians like a boss
Crash into the sun like a boss
Now I'm dead like a boss
Uh huh So that's an average day for you then
No doubt
You chop your balls off and die
Hell yeah
And I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own d**k
Nope
Actually I'm pretty sure you did
Nah that ain't me
Okay well this has been eye opening for me
I'm the boss
Yeah I know I got that You said it about four-hundred times
I'm the boss
Yeah yeah I got it
I'm the boss
Ok I heard you bye
LIKE A BOSS
