Sleeping in a van between A and B

Sucking d**k for ecstacy

Paid a 70 year old h****r to make out with me

Now the get high shack is just a memory

Downloading porn with Davo

Downloading porn with Davo

Put a latch on the door so mama don't know that I'm

Downloading porn with Davo

Tried to buy your love but I came up short

So I f**ked a little waitress in exchange for a snort

My girl's got a d**k hanging out of her shorts

Me and Eric in the bathroom with the weather report

Downloading porn with Davo

Downloading porn with Davo

Put a latch on the door so mama don't know

That I'm downloading porn with Davo

Oh baby I know you love the good old days

Cruising on the long island expressway

I used to be dead but now I'm gay

All I ever think about is drowning drowning

Downloading porn with Davo

Downloading porn with Davo

Put a latch on the door so mama don't know

That I'm downloading porn with Davo