Hello operator

Can you give me number nine

Can I see you later

Will you give me back my dime

Turn the oscillator

Twist it with a dollar bill

Mail man bring the paper

Leave it on my window sill

Find a canary

A bird to bring my message home

Carry my obituary

My coffin doesn't have a phone

How you gonna get the money

Send papers to an empty home

How you gonna get the money

Nobody to answer the phone