I walked in the band just stunk

The singer couldn't carry a tune in a bucket

Was on a mission to drown her memory but

I thought no way with all this raucous

But after one round with Jose Cuervo

I caught my boots tapping long with the beat

And after two rounds with Jose Cuervo

That band was sounding pretty darn good to me

Then some stranger asked me to dance

And I revealed to her my two left feet

Said don't get me wrong I ' m glad you asked

But tonight's about me and an old memory

Then after three rounds with Jose Cuervo

I let her lead me out on the floor

And after four rounds with Jose Cuervo

I was showing off moves never seen before

Well around five or round six

I forgot what I came to forget

And after round seven or was it eight

I bought a round for the whole damn place

And after nine rounds with Jose Cuervo

They were countin' me out

I was about to give in

And after ten rounds with Jose Cuervo

I lost count and started counting again

One round with Jose Cuervo

Always two rounds with Jose Cuervo

Three rounds with Jose Cuervo

Six rounds with Jose Cuervo

Eight rounds with Jose Cuervo

Ten rounds with Jose Cuervo