She always said if something ever

Happened to me she would never

Fall in love again

Uh, what a waste

We always said we'd go together

But if I'm just half of her forever

This goes out to whoever

Takes my place

She don't give 2 cents about money

Likes a little coffee in her honey

Let her sleep late as she wants

Home is her favorite restaurant

Don't you dare come home if you're hammered

Better watch your mouth and your grammar

She loves babies, hates glitter

You better shave before you kiss her

And if she ever misses me, please, don't let her

She's insecure about her legs, right

Something wrong with her hair, right

Just tell her she's crazy (crazy)

Even though she won't believe you, nah

Best advice I can give you, brother

Don't ever say she's acting just like her mother

Even though she does sometimes

It's gonna be our little secret

She don't give 2 cents about money

Likes a little coffee in her honey

Let her sleep late as she wants

Home is her favorite restaurant

Don't you dare come home if you're hammered

Better watch your mouth and your grammar

She loves babies, hates glitter

You better shave before you kiss her

And if she ever misses me, please, don't let her

Make her feel better

Say something funny

Say something 'bout the weather

Tell her wherever I am, I'm good

And if she thinkin' she can love again

She should, understood?

Orchids, that's her favorite flower

Don't ever watch "The Office" without her

After church, she gonna talk

Her favorite season is football

She don't give 2 cents about money

Likes a little coffee in her honey

Let her sleep late as she wants

Home is her favorite restaurant

Don't you dare come home if you're hammered

Better watch your mouth and your grammar

She loves babies, hates glitter

You better shave before you kiss her

And if she ever misses me, please, don't let her