Fill in the blanks without spilling your drinks:

My name is _____ and I′m a alcoholic

Not for real, but what else do you call this

Find me in the clubby

Going duper dumby

Borrowing your money

In the bathroom flask full of iced tea

College grad chick straddling me

I think that she want me

To get up in her tummy

That's why they call me "Gutsy"

And I be like "check my spanish"

Mamacita, te necesito

Soy ebrio, that′s all the words I know

I shoot tequila from Costa Rica

I gotta tell ya

Best friends, you are my f*****g best friends

Seriously, it's like the best night ever

This song, I'm really feeling this song

This song, f*****g best song everrr

It′s only midnight, chicks like "Heels off!"

Barefooted on the floor playing leapfrog

Skittles, Stoli, no juice

And rolypoly produce

That′s why they call me "Whoa, dude"

"Slow, dude"

Mamacita, te necesito

Soy ebrio, that's all the words I know

Margaritas and microwave pizzas

I gotta tell ya

Best friends, you are my f*****g best friends

Seriously, it′s like the best night ever

This song, I'm really feelin this song

This song, f*****g best song everrr