Hail hail rock and roll
Come here son and let me help you sell your soul
Sit right down and everything will be just fine
Sign right here and it will all work out in time
Sit right down and I will tell you about the plan
I'm gonna make you 50 thousand dollars
And I'll only take 10 million
But did I mention I got a new mercedes benz
Smile pretty be witty come meet your brand new friends
Everybody thinks that you'll go far
You're gonna be a rock and roll star
Now you got a banker and a lawyer on 16th avenue
That's the funny things they call you
When you spend a couple extra years in school
They got big black cars and dollar signs in their eyes too
What is a boy like me to do
I got this guitar I play a little out of tune
But it makes no difference if I get all the right tattoos
Hey get a look at these cheekbones
Who cares if mick taylor was ever even in the rolling stones
Besides he didn't even get that far
But me I'm gonna be a rock and roll star
Yes I am
So now we're living happy underneath the sony tree
I got my big top 10 record on wkd
Something or other bartender could I have another
And another and another you're lucky
We're even drinking in this bar
But me I'm gonna be a rock and roll star
Yes I am
Yes I am
Gonna be a rock and roll star