There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the bible like a preacher full of e*****y and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher women would desire
Ra-Ra-Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra-Ra-Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
This man's just gotta go declared his enemies
But the ladies begged don't you try to do it please
No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
Though he was they brute they just fell into his arms
Then one night some men of higher standing
Set a trap they're not to blame
Come to visit us they kept demanding and he really came
Ra-Ra-Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
They put some poison into his wine
Ra-Ra-Rasputin
Russia's greatest love-machine
He drank it all and said I feel fine
Ra-Ra-Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
They didn't quit they wanted his head
Ra-Ra-Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
And so they shot him till he was dead
Oh those Russians
