Principal's Office - Young MC

Now normally if I can help

But I don't spend a lot of time in a principal's office

What 9'o clock

Now as I get to school I hear the late bell ringin'

Runnin' through the halls I hear the Glee Club singin'

Get to the office I can hardly speak

'Cause it's the third late pass that I got this week

So to my first class I run an' don't walk

All I hear is my sneakers an' the scratchin' of chalk

An' as I get to the room I hear the teacher say

Mr Young I'm very happy that you could join us today

I try to sit down so I can take some notes

But I can't read what the kid next to me wrote

An' if that wasn't enough to make my mornin' complete

As I try to get up I find this gum on my seat

An' with the seat stuck to me I raise my hand

An' say Excuse me but can I go to the bathroom Ma'am

The teacher got upset an' she screamed out No

It's off the principal's office you go

12 o'clock comes with mass hysteria

Everybody rushes down to the cafeteria

Picked up my tray to have Thursday's lunch

An' as I tried the apple sauce I heard it crunch

I'm runnin' up the stairs with my front tooth broken

The nurse just laughed an' said you must be jokin'

I looked up at her with a smile on my face

No joke 'cause my front tooth is out of place

So I walked to school with ice on my lip

The nurse's late pass like a gun on my hip

My books are real heavy I'm walkin' I'm draggin' it

No school lunch next week I'm brown-baggin' it

Forget class I'ma shoot some ball

With the late pass I got no trouble at all

But then the nurse walks up an' says What do you know

It's office to the prinicipal's office you go

Recess

Passin' notes is my favorite pastime

I can't wait to find a girl to pass mine to

To express my feelin'

Give me a week B an' the girl'll be dealin'

Now one young lady was lookin' at me

I said Hi my name is Marvin known as Young MC

But then the bell rang an' the teacher came in

An' that's when the game of passin' notes would begin'

I wrote the first note told her she was fine

An' I hoped that the two of us could spend some time

She wrote me back an' told me You're fine too

I'd love to go on a date an' spend some time with you

So then I sat there reelin' an' lookin' at the ceilin'

Words can't express the way that I was feelin'

Then I thought to myself the sure way to get her

Is to write another note oh yes a love letter

When I finished the note it was ready to pass

The teacher took it an' read it right in front of the class

She read it word by word an' line by line

An' everybody who was laughin' was a friend of mine

Even my girl was laughin' it was too late

For me to write another note 'cause there would be no date

The teacher looked at me an' I said I know

It's off to the principal's office I go

Yo you think this is bad wait 'til I get my report card