When I was little, I thought I would be a big comedian on late night TV.
Oh, but now I'm 32 and as you can see, I'm not.
Oh, well, it sucks to be me.
It sucks to be me.
It sucks to be broken, unemployed and turning 33.
It sucks to be me.
Do you think your life sucks?
I think so.
Your problems aren't so bad.
I'm kind of pretty and pretty damn smart.
You are.
Thanks.
I like romantic things like music and art.
And as you know, I have a gigantic heart.
So why don't I have a boyfriend?
Fuck, it sucks to be me.
Me too.
It sucks to be me.
It sucks to be me.
It sucks to be Brian.
And Kate.
And not have a job.
And not have a date.
It sucks to be me.
Come on, it's just $10.
I'll pay you back tomorrow.
Can you sell us something for us?
Do you have a second?
Yeah, certainly.
Whose life sucks more?
Brian's or mine?
Ours.
We live together.
We're close as people can get.
We've been the best of buddies.
Ever since the day we met.
So he knows lots of ways to make me really upset.
Oh, every day is an aggravation.
Oh, I'm back to the saturation.
You leave your clothes out.
You put your feet on my chair.
Oh, yeah?
You do such anal things like ironing your underwear.
You make that very small apartment we share a hell.
So do you.
That's why I'm in hell, too.
It sucks to be me.
No, it sucks to be me.
It sucks to be me.
It sucks to be me.
Is there anybody here that doesn't suck to be me?
It sucks to be me.
You think your life sucks?
I come into this country for opportunities
Tried to work in Korean Daddy, but I am Japanese
But with hard work I earned two master's degrees
In social work, and now I'm a therapist
But I have no clients, and I have an unemployed fiancé
And we have lots of bills to pay
It's up to be me, it's up to be me
I say it's sucka, sucka, sucka, sucka, sucka, sucka, sucka, sucka, sucka, sucka, sucka, sucka, suck
It's up to be me
Excuse me
Hey there
Sorry to bother you, but I'm looking for a place to live
Why are you looking all the way out here?
Well, I started at Avenue A, but so far everything's out of my price range
But this neighborhood looks a lot cheaper
Oh, I'm looking for Red Sox
You need to talk to the superintendent
Let me go!
I'm coming, I'm coming!
Oh my God, it's Gary Coleman!
Yes, I am!
I'm Gary Coleman, from TV's different strokes
I made a lot of money that got stolen by my folks
Now I'm broke, and I'm the butt of everyone's jokes
But I'm here, superintendent, at Avenue Q
It sucks to be you
You win!
It sucks to be you
I feel better now
Try having people stopping you to ask you
What you talking about, Willis?
It gets old
It sucks to be you
On Avenue Q
Sucks to be me
On Avenue Q
Sucks to be you
On Avenue Q
Sucks to be us
But not when we're together
We're together here on Avenue Q
We live on Avenue Q
Our friends here too
Till our dreams come true
We live on Avenue Q
This is real life
We live on Avenue Q
You're gonna love it
We live on Avenue Q
Here's your keys
Welcome to Avenue Q!
