You Can Call Me Beef

Get your headphones you ' re in for a treat

Loop it all night Ya got this track on repeat

I'm from the northwest but I ' m bringing the heat

You can call me Beef

T-byte hits you all with spirit

Beefy hits the rest with the lyrics

Wrapped around nothing specific

I ' m not great dude I ' m terrific

Yo I ' ve been here before

In the 509 I ' m causing war

206 I hit the blitz

Like Lofa Tatupu was in the mix

Straight nerdcore rap machine

Running shit like Commander Keen

Call me up if your eighteen

I ' m only mean without caffeine

So if I don't get my fix

Send y'all to the river styx

Tell Charon I said hi

Ladies Beefy ' s in short supply

So get him while you can

Boyfriend Baby leave that man

Shouldn ' t be a hard decision

You ' re the Witch and I ' m the Vision

Now we can figure out

All the silly things we can joke about

I ' ve got skill and I ' ve got power

And badass like MC Router

Beefy ' s got a killer flow

Tell me something I don ' t know

Router ' s known to pop the glock

While Beefy ' s playing Bioshock

Welcome to the circus of value

And I can tell you right now

That if I got me my plasmids

I ' ll take you out with a BLAOOOW

Get your headphones you ' re in for a treat

Loop it all night Ya got this track on repeat

I'm from the northwest but I ' m bringing the heat

You can call me Beef

Get your headphones you ' re in for a treat

Loop it all night Ya got this track on repeat

I'm from the northwest but I ' m bringing the heat

You can call me Beef

Beefy makes your brain explode

Unbeatable like Battletoads

Empty out that Tattoo bottle

Then adventure like Full Throttle

Sour like lemonade

Only need two coins for this arcade

Spend all day on MvC

The sequel homeslice naturally

I don ' t know what I found

But I know that I hold it down

Nerdcore might be what ya call it

Can ' t get enough like an alcoholic

I hear them cry and plea

Can ' t stop singing Play With Me

Table Top ' s stuck in my head

We love Beefy from A to Zed

What can I say

With just one hook I can make your day

Just one verse I can make your year

Like Killface I will destroy your ear

Not with teeth with my sound

My magic is world renowned

And with every site I visit

I make each domain so exquisite

Other rappers whisper curses

But still begging me for verses

All powerful like Zeus

Like Zander Crews dude I yell "Boosh "

Ladies like to feel my wuubs

And giggle while we ' re watching Scrubs

I ' m a spaz just like JD

And nuercotic too like Dr Reed

Get your headphones you ' re in for a treat

Loop it all night Ya got this track on repeat

I'm from the northwest but I ' m bringing the heat

You can call me Beef

Get your headphones you ' re in for a treat

Loop it all night Ya got this track on repeat

I'm from the northwest but I ' m bringing the heat

You can call me Beef