There's a great big mystery

And it sure is worrying me

This Diddie Wa Diddie

Mister Diddie Wa Diddie

I wish somebody would tell me

What Diddie Wa Diddie means

The little girl about four feet four

Come on papa and

Give me some more

Of your Diddie Wa Diddie

Your Diddie Wa Diddie

I wish somebody would tell me

What Diddie Wa Diddie means

I went out and walked around

Somebody yelled said Look

Who's in town

Mister Diddie Wa Diddie

Mister Diddie Wa Diddie

I wish somebody would tell me

What Diddie Wa Diddie means

Went to church

Put my hand on the seat

Lady sat on it said Daddy

You sure is sweet

Mister Diddie Wa Diddie

Mister Diddie Wa Diddie

I wish somebody would tell me

What Diddie Wa Diddie means

I said Sister

I'll soon be gone just gimme

That thing you sitting on

My Diddie Wa Diddie

My Diddie Wa Diddie

I wish somebody would tell me

What Diddie Wa Diddie means

Then I got put out of church

Cause I talk about

Diddie Wa Diddie too much

Mister Diddie Wa Diddie

Mister Diddie Wa Diddie

I wish somebody would tell me

What Diddie Wa Diddie means