I just picked up a new job
But I'm hoping it ain't hard
After all it's a nightshift
I'll be working the graveyard
Urban legends aside I think I'll be fine
There's no way these things are alive
It's just a robot with nothing inside, right?
Not like I'm fighting to survive
What was that noise?
bonnie is gone
Honestly my skin is starting to crawl
Something is coming, they're walking the halls
And now that my power is starting to fall
I'm sick of seeing all these sinister faces
Why am I working for minimum wage?
If I could be killed, they should give me a raise
Why did they hire me?
this is insane!
Enjoy your five long nights
Kick back and grab a slice
If you get hurt on the job
We cannot cover your loss
Make it to six and you'll be fine
What's with all these accidents happening?
And we're still in business?
That is baffling!
All these cameras had better be accurate
I can't imagine if they get their hands on me!
Got a long past full of tragedy
What was the bite of '87 actually?
Why does it seem like every damn event at freddy's
Is no less than a massive catastrophy
You don't need to reiterate gravity
By making sure I don't run out of batteries
Or they might reconfigure my anatomy
Adding me to their mechanical family!
Enjoy your five long nights
Kick back and grab a slice
If you get hurt on the job
We cannot cover your loss
Make it to six and you'll be fine
Okay, six am rolling around any second now
Come on, let's do this
Come on, baby, I'm ready for it
Let's go six am, we don't got all night
Tick-tock tick-tock
Everybody just, uh, stay in your designated places
No need to come to the back office
I smell a foul odor
I think it's getting closer
I'm having hallucinations
How much longer til' the night is over?
Maybe the place is haunted
And all they want is closure
But I really don't give a damn
I just want to clock back and knock back a cold one
Chica's tweaking out
Now foxy's peaking out
Freddy is creeping around
I'm losing my power just keeping them out
Look at this article, reading it now
Learning more info that's creeping me out
It's five am I'm going steady
Now I'm screwed, it's golden freddy!
Enjoy your five long nights
Kick back and grab a slice
If you get hurt on the job
We cannot cover your loss
Make it to six and you'll be fine
Enjoy your five long nights
Kick back and grab a slice
If you get hurt on the job
We cannot cover your loss
Make it to six and you'll be fine
