Hey there pal! looking for work?
but sick of being pushed around by a
lousy bosses?
how would you like to run and manage
your own business? well all we need from
you is a little paper work and your soul
Become a fazbear franchisee you're more
than family you're a star
We've got a little fi er upper for you
there's lots of work here to do so let's
start!
Cut some corners if it makes you a
profit i promise you're gonna go far
Frozen pizza's the best! not one
ingredient's fresh but just tell the
customer they are!
All these animatronics have made us
so famous they've got a history
almost all of its heinous!
But they make us so much money
how could anyone blame us?
salvage all the old ones
shouldn't be dangerous
I've heard a frontal lobe removal's
rather painless better that to
happen than for us to go bankrupt
And remember if you ever get hurt
on the job unfortunately, corporate
cannot cover your loss
Come on down to freddy's and we'll
make a tycoon of you invest all
of your savings cuz you're gonna
double it soon minimize the casualties
and please just don't get us sued
every shift will be fun if you
get your duties done and clean all
the blood off your shoes
Just kidding! it's only marinara
you nincompoop! but, accidents do
oc assionally happen here are some
precautionary instructions in case of a
mishap
Entertainment upgrades have a price
minor injuries are a workplace
sacrifice with the animatronics you
always want to play nice
And keep a safe distance that's
solid advice
oh, children love to play boy, can
they make a mess! we know how much
you'd love to strangle them by their
necks!
Just tell those little brats to give
freddy a hug! and when it's done
sweep whatever's left of them under
the rug
Because a bad reputation cannot be
afforded don't get rid of the problem
just get rid of the corpses
sanitation is of strictly minimal
importance and if the police are
at the door make sure they've
got proper warrant
Ethics and morals are completely
subjective! as long as you prosper
you need nothing corrected!
if anything breaks don't sweat
trainwreck we'll just take it
out of your ne t paycheck!
Come on down to freddy's
you outta stay for awhile
if any children go missing
just don't let that go on the file
don't get any blood on the carpet
it's easier cleaning the tile
and if a kid ends up dead
kill all the witnesses ne t
and make sure it's done with a
smile
now what? you want a raise?
maybe, after another couple
days order more decorations
to cover the walls with and take
remaining appendages out of the
ball pits
when bodies start rotting
you'll know for sure take your mind
off it with another high score
then we'll have a performance
you and freddy together
at this family franchise that'll
go on forever
Come on down to freddy's
we'll suck the soul out of you
a workshift can be deadly
but we'll bring you back to
life soon ma imize the casualties
at this point we're gonna get sued
and before you can leave clean all
the carpets with bleaches and we'll
make a monster of you
