I'm smooth with a kick (Yeah), 151 rum
My haters sucking hard, tell 'em, "AMBATAKUM!"
Asking me about love, baby, I'm not the one
I can't give my two cents, I got insufficient funds (Martin, are you leaving?)
I was in the- uh, wait, I've been in the gym (Rah)
Asked me for my pronouns, I'll tell you that I'm him (Yes)
When I shoot my shot, I don't even hit the rim
No air ball (Wait, why?) Best believe it's going in
She wanted her meds in the mail, they tried to send me
'Cause 9 out of 10 doctors recommеnd me
If I had a milli, I'd probably cash out on Fendi (Yup)
Didn't get sh*t from inhеritance, what the fuck, Uncle Mendi
Ugh, man, I used to be a cuck
Like, the type of guy with a small d*ck in a big truck (Hah)
Oh, you miss the old me? (Aww) You're out of luck
Skipped the wine and dine 'cause you're already fvcked (Aww man)
Wowee, Lordy Lord, I'm a goober
Started acting goofy ever since I got some cooter (Hyuck)
Hella bodies, never had a girlfriend, am I a loser?
Get aside once, then arrive and dip like Uber
That's the old me and I'm turning to the next page
Wait, never mind, she looks good, I want mess made
I know you're in college and you're tryna get the best grades
But baby, I'm Latino, wanna F on this ese?
I made some counterfeits with my face on the bill
That's funny as hell, tell the FBI to chill
The life that I'm living will probably get me killed
"You won't fight the crackhead", motherfvcker, yes I will
I'm smooth with a kick (Yeah), 151 rum
My haters sucking hard, tell 'em, "AMBATAKUM!"
Asking me about love, baby, I'm not the one
I can't give my two cents, I got insufficient funds
I was in the- uh, wait, I've been in the gym (Rah)
Asked me for my pronouns, I'll tell you that I'm him (Yes)
When I shoot my shot, I don't even hit the rim
No air ball (Wait, why?) Best believe it's going in
Every time I shoot my shot, she turn into Brook Lopez
But I still hit it and I told her, "Buenos noches"
I be ten inches on soft, don't know what growth is
Gave my little brother a condom because he broke it
She be touching my head just like it's Duck, Duck, Goose
I'm the 5-star leader of the bvtt-fvck group
Need some good gawk-gawk and my nuts sucked too
If her daddy walked in, he getting sucked up too
I- I take the motorized scooters every time I hit the Walmart
Riding through the store, n1gga, just like I'm Paul Blart
BDMC, I be the Big Dick Mall Cop
I used to rap like this, then my motherfvcking balls dropped
I know you heard about me, I'm busting all through the town, n1gga
If your granny tryna have problems, we'll lay her down, n1gga
Sh1tting on n1ggas, my doodoo always nice and brown, n1gga
I'm a broke n1gga, I use Spirit to fly around, n1gga
At the end of the day, there ain't nothing wrong with Spirit
If I see a big booty on my momma, I'm going near it
Me and Alex in this bitch, n1gga, don't be acting dumb
All these haters sucking on me, I think I'm about to cum
I- I- I'm smooth with a kick (Yeah), 151 rum
My haters sucking hard, tell 'em, "AMBATAKUM!"
Asking me about love, baby, I'm not the one
I can't give my two cents, I got insufficient funds
I was in the- uh, wait, I've been in the gym (Rah)
Asked me for my pronouns, I'll tell you that I'm him (Yes)
When I shoot my shot, I don't even hit the rim
No air ball (Wait, why?) Best believe it's going in
