(Chorus) The first thing at Christmas
that's such a pain to me
Is finding a Christmas tree
The second thing at Christmas
that's such a pain to me:
(1) Rigging up the lights
(Chorus) And finding a Christmas tree
The third thing at Christmas
that's such a pain to me
(2) Hangovers
(1) Rigging up the lights
(Chorus) And finding a Christmas tree
The fourth thing at Christmas
that's such a pain to me
(3) Sending Christmas cards
(2) Hangovers
(1) Rigging up the lights
(Chorus) And finding a Christmas tree
The fifth thing at Christmas
that's such a pain to me
Five months of bills!
(3) Sending Christmas cards
(2) Hangovers
(1) Rigging up the lights
(Chorus) And finding a Christmas tree
The si th thing at Christmas
that's such a pain to me:
(4) Facing my in laws
(Chorus) Five months of bills!
(3) Oh, I hate those Christmas cards!
(2) Hangovers
(1) Rigging up these lights!
(Chorus) And finding a Christmas tree
The seventh thing at Christmas
that's such a pain to me:
(5) The Salvation Army
(4) Facing my in laws
(Chorus) Five months of bills!
(3) Sending Christmas cards
(2) Oh, geez!
(1) I'm tryin' to rig up these lights!
(Chorus) And finding a Christmas tree
The eighth thing at Christmas
that such a pain to me:
(6) I WANNA TRANSFORMER FOR CHRISTMAS!
(5) Charities,
And whataya mean "YOUR in laws"?!?
(Chorus) Five months of bills!
(3) Oh, making out these cards
(2) Honey, get me a beer, huh?
(1) WHAT, WE HAVE NO E TENSION CORDS?!?
(Chorus) And finding a Christmas tree
The ninth thing at Christmas
that's such a pain to me
(7) Finding parking spaces
(6) DADDY, I WANT SOME CANDY!
(5) Donations!
(4) Facing my in laws
(Chorus) Five months of bills!
(3) Writing out those Christmas cards
(2) Hangovers!
(1) NOW WHY THE HELL ARE THEY BLINKING?!
(Chorus) And finding a Christmas tree
The tenth thing at Christmas
that's such a pain to me:
(8) "Batteries Not Included"
(7) No parking spaces
(6) BUY ME SOMETHIN'!
(5) Get a job, ya bum!
(4) Oh, facing my in laws!
(Chorus) Five months of bills!
(3) Yo ho, sending Christmas cards
(2) Oh, geez, look at this!
(1)ONE LIGHT GOES OUT, THEY ALL GO OUT!
(Chorus) And finding a Christmas tree
The eleventh thing of Christmas
that's such a pain to me:
(9) Stale TV specials
(8) "Batteries Not Included"
(7) No parking spaces
(6) DAD, I GOTTA GO TA BATHROOM!
(5) Charities!
(4) She's a witch...I hate her!
(Chorus) Five months of bills!
(3)Oh, I don't even KNOW
half these people!
(2) Oh, who's got the toilet paper, huh?
(1) GET A FLASHLIGHT..I BLEW A FUSE!
(Chorus) And finding a Christmas tree
The twelfth thing of Christmas
that's such a pain to me:
(10) Singing Christmas carols
(9) Stale TV specials
(8) "Batteries Not Included"
(7) No parking?!?
(6) WAAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAH!
(5) Charities!
(4) Gotta make 'em dinner!
(3) Five months of bills!
(3) I'm not sendin' them
this year, that's it!
(2) Shut up, you!
(1) FINE! YOU'RE SO SMART,
YOU RIG UP THE LIGHTS!
(Chorus) And finding a Christmas tree
