Wreck the malls this christmas season

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Blow your cash for no good reason

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Push your charge card to the limit

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Checkbook now has nothing in it

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Wreck the malls with my friend charlie

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Drive to k-mart on his harley

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Tamper with their muzak system

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Trade something for twisted sister

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Wreck the pet store do some damage

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Send the beagles on a rampage

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Acting in an uncouth manner

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Drop your pants and moon at santa

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