I'll cook up a solution
With the knowledge I've accrued
They say a kitchen time saves nine
But I'm just saving two
I've gathered the ingredients
To make some time sorbet
There's hardly room for seconds
When the seconds melt away
Watch as I work my gypsy magic
Eye of a newt and cinammon
Watch as this matter turns to batter
Open the portal
Jump in
Crude stew
Do you fear it
Apple bloom
Sometimes life is not a cake walk
Served up on a silver spoon
Toss a fig and
Save the date and
Bread and butter
Chant and mutter
Marination
Incantation
Chocolate icing
Timeline splicing
Yeast is rising
Rectifying
Pinkie if you're hearing this
It means we're dead and gone
Please don't bake a portal
Just accept it and move on
My cauldron is preheated
And I've got you in my thrall
Let's beat these yolks
And save my folks by baking the fourth wall
Watch as I work my gypsy magic
Seapony tears and provolone
God help the outcast with her witchcraft
Someday
I'm gonna go home
Someday
I'm gonna go home
Auuhh
