“Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls…
Welcome to Freddy Fazbear’s Pizzeria.
On stage, we have Freddy the Bear,
Chica the Chicken, and Bonnie the Bunny,
here to perform just for you.
So sit back and enjoy the music
while you chow down on
our award winning e tra cheese pizza.
And if you’re feeling up for a voyage,
sail on over to pirate cove,
where Fo y the Fo will
be your best mate y.
By remaining in your seats at this time,
you do hereby agree
that FredBears pizzeria
is not liable for any
damages, bodily or otherwise,
that may occur to you or
your child during your stay.
Enjoy at your own risk.
(ahem)
Alright, so uh, put
your hands together for
Freddie and the Fazbear band.
3pm, the children all flock in
They think my guitar licks are rockin
They all think I’m cute as a button
Bugs is past his prime;
I’m the bunny now
It’s 12am, all the bots roam free
Stretch out my legs to prevent rusting
Hey hey Mike, whatcha
think of my new Mi Tape?
...Why’d you slam the door in my face.
And it goes, and it goes
And it goes, and it goes
I don't know what I am
A machine or a ghost?
And it goes, and it goes
And it goes, and it goes
I don't know what I am
A machine or a ghost?
Toothy smile, glassy eyes
Sometimes red, sometimes white
Purple fur, purple guy
Orange guitar, red bow tie
Rosy cheeks, fuzzy feet
No eyebrows, no front teeth
Never eats, never sleeps
Dreaming deep, what a creep
I long to rock out on a bigger stage
I want the whole world to know my name
One day I’ll ditch this
band and go my own way
They’ll have to put me in
the rock hall of fame!
And it goes, and it goes
And it goes, and it goes
I dunno what I am
A machine or a ghost?
And it goes, and it goes
And it goes, and it goes
I dunno what I am
A machine or a ghost?
Toothy smile, glassy eyes
Sometimes red, sometimes white
Purple fur, purple guy
Orange guitar, red bow tie
Rosy cheeks, fuzzy feet
No eyebrows, no front teeth
Never eats, never sleeps
Dreaming deep, what a creep
Toothy smile, glassy eyes
Sometimes red, sometimes white
Purple fur, purple guy
Orange guitar, red bow tie
Rosy cheeks, fuzzy feet
No eyebrows, no front teeth
Never eats, never sleeps
Dreaming deep,
what a creep
