Take the Test
Delight: You're clever for you ages but there's more to be known!
For there's work and bills and wages outside your home sweet home!
Before I check what you have learned, we'll hold a brief review of some calculations you might have to do!
Critters: Okay!
Delight: What's two plus two?
Dogday: Four bones to chew!
Delight: Good! Three plus three?
Picky: Six grapes for me!
Delight: Yup! Four plus four?
Bobby: Seven critters I adore!
Oh wait, forgot self- love. Eight!
Delight: That's great! Now five plus five?
Hoppy: Ten bikes to ride!
Delight: Nice! Six plus six?
Kickin: One Kickin' Chick!
Delight: That's not...
Bubba: I remember that!
It's twelve!
And two sevens are fourteen!
Two eights sixteen
Two nines eighteen
Two tens twenty
Delight: Now take the test and do your best but don't you fret one bit!
Your teacher's here to soothe your fears and build up your wits!
You might not get it all correct, but children, that's okay!
A problem you can't solve right now, you'll learn to solve one day!
CatNap: Congrats, my friend!
A perfect score!
You're really the cat's meow!
No doubt, you're capable of more than this classroom allows...
There's a program for smart kids like us to make us big and strong!
You can ditch this class and grow up fast with me JUST COME ALONG!
Delight: Now math is quite important but it's not all you'll need!
You won't go very far if you cannot write and read!
Before I check what you have learned
We'll hold a brief review of some word formations you might have to brew!
Critters: Okay!
Delight: Spell "Run!"
Bobby: R- U- N!
Delight: Got that one!
Spell "Hop!"
Hoppy: H- O- P to the top!
Bubba: Hey, Miss?
Delight: Yes?
Bubba: Are these on the test?
Delight: Well, some are!
Critters: Then forget the rest!
Delight: "Discombobulate?"
Bubba: D- I- S- C- O- M- B- U- L- A- Y- T! Did I get it?
Delight: Uh, it's on the test, I can't say...
Critters: THEN WHY ARE YOU WASTING OUR DAY?
Delight: Excuse me?!
Bubba: We've got tests to take, lady!
Critters: We'll take the test and do our best and get a perfect score!
So we can pass this slow- lane class and learn a lot more!
Delight: Now you might not get it all correct, but children, that's okay!
What you don't understand right now you understand one day!
CatNap: Congrats, my friend!
A perfect score!
You're really the cat's meow!
No doubt you're capable of more than this classroom allows!
There's a program for smart kids like us to make us big and strong!
Rise above this class and grow up fast with me JUST COME ALONG!
Delight: There's lots of ways that science helps us pull off neat tricks!
Dogday: Just hurry up and test us, I miss Hoppy and Kicks...
Delight: Before I check what you have learned, we'll hold a brief review of some facts that you might want the answer to...
Critters: FINALLY!
Delight: Why does it rain?
Bobby: A cloud's in pain?
Delight: That's right!
How many bones in your body?
Dogday: Uhh...ten?
Delight: Right again!
Is a Pluto a plant?
Craftycorn: Yup!
Delight: That's not true!
Bubba: But I remember it's a planet too!
Picky: You're lying to us!
Delight: It's for your own good!
Children need to learn at the pace they should!
Bubba: Hurry up, guys!
Just take the test and write these answers
A B C A D
A B A C A B B C B A B C B D!
You're sure to get a perfect score and leave the class today!
So drop 'em in the grader and we'll all be on our way!
Delight: No...
It's too late...
Bubba: Here we go, critter crew!
CatNap: Congrats!
Critters: JUST TAKE US!
CatNap: Oh, very well!
Delight: Wait, don't gas the whole...room...
Delight: Ugh...
How long have I been out for?
Huh?
Dogday: Hey, teach, it's been forever...
Hoppy: Sorry that you're alone...
Bobby: We're not that far away, in fact, we're near home sweet home...
Picky: We learned a lot after we left...
Craftycorn: We learned so quickly, too...
Critters: WE LEARNED SO MUCH WE WISH WE NEVER KNEW...
Dogday: We took the test and did our best!
Hoppy: We really showed our stuff...
Bobby: For most, we passed!
For some, alas...
Craftycorn: Our best was...not enough...
Harley: We messed up bad grew up too fast, but, it'll be okay!
Critters: A PROBLEM WE CAN'T SOLVE RIGHT NOW...
Theodore: WE'LL LEARN TO SOLVE ONE DAY...
