And made it gleam

Like a big spaghetti dinner

Smothered in whipped cream

You're like X-Men number three

In a mylar bag

You're a brand new muscle car

And all the wheels are mag

You make me feel as young

As the blood I get from sheep

You're like Jaquiline Bisset

In me favorite film The Deep

You're sexy and exotic

Like a h****r from Belize

Or a patient with insurance

Who's crawling with disease

You're a sundae underneath two great big cherries

Keep in mind they're only tempora-a-ries

Still we'd like to say that we are very very

Glad to see you

And I decree you

The hottest thing to hit this city since the fire that killed eleven

Dangerous criminals

Hooray

And they're all mine