Lyricist : Your Boy Sponge
Composer : Your Boy Sponge
Yea (I'm Ready), Storytime (I'm Ready)
In Jellyfish Fields (I'm Ready), Okay (I'm Ready)
There was a fan
Well, I don't really know if I can call him a fan
He walked up said, "Hi SquarePants", "Dude, your are awesome, man."
"Can I have your autograph?", "Make it out to my daughter, fam."
"You're looking good in this water", "Hey!", "How about we take a photograph?"
I thought he was friendly, but I realized he's a stalker
He knew a lot of things about me, that I know I never taught him
But I didn't bother, Cuz I'm swinging like a Dodger
Got my fit, and I got my basket, swish, you thought I was a ballеr
Jel-Jell-Jellyfishing with a nеt, my swing connects like the internet
I'm sweating like I'm in distress, I'm yelling like I got Tourettes
But he's staring at me like I'm a threat, I'm guessing that he's so impressed
I'm shedding all this pent up stress, in my head, its how I decompress
But he blocked my path, and his hands clutched tight
"I'm not leaving, Sponge.", "Not without a fight."
"I'm your biggest fan, you know.", "I deserve attention."
"Stop everything you're doing.", "I don't care if you're Jellyfishing"
That just flipped a switch, I'm twitching feverishly
Now, I'm Just standing there, menacingly
I grabbed him, and I choked him, till he's nearly asleep
I HOPE YOU LEARNED YOUR LESSON-
I TAKE JELLYFISHING SERIOUSLY
Day and night, I'm working and I'm frying
In my free time-
I TAKE JELLYFISHING SERIOUSLY
If I'm awake, I'm already on the grind
But with the net I feel alive-
I TAKE JELLFISHING SERIOUSLY
Now these people wanna see me, yeah, they wanna be me
Cause-
I TAKE JELLFISHING SERIOUSLY
Doesn't matter if you're cool, or a creep
Mess with me, and you'll be sleeping-
I TAKE JELLYFISHING SERIOUSLY
Jellyfishing with a net, that's what I like to call my tech
I'm like B-Real from Cypress Hill, now go ahead and throw your set
Bikini Bottom's where I'm from, Dum didi dum didi didi dum dum
All that chitter, that your chatter, about my cheddar, just don't matter
I don't - I don't forth and backa, I click clacka, RATA TATA
In the field, I got that strap
Net look like a Rollie, Gold Plated
Once I pick it up, and it's in my grasp
GPS, all the jellyfish get located
I don't need a boat, that's bigger than me (I walk)
I don't need a house, that's seven figures at least (Seven figures)
I spend all my money, packing jellyfish heat (I pack it)
Go to the fields and scream-
I TAKE JELLYFISHING SERIOUSLY
Oh no Oh no, he's walking up to us like he wants a photo
He said he is my foe, like Tobias and Han Solo
Hands up, dude I want your pesos
I'm robbing you like I'm Jeff Bezos
I tried to walk away slow, then he pulled a crossbow, said he want the cargo
Or we'll be filled with sorrow, tomorrow
You must not know, so let me tell you all the info
Patrick go loco, borderline evil
Hit the floor low low, Grabbed a brick, real lethal
Hit him in the face like Craig did Deebo
He better call the Po Po, man this bozo
Though he could rob a player, for some dough though, no no
YUH
Hand my card to him and said I'm here local
Or you can hit my socials, if you want some more smoke, bro
Left him on the ground immobile
I finished the disposal
Me and Sponge
Gotta let you know that-
I TAKE JELLYFISHING SERIOUSLY
Day and night, I'm working and I'm frying
In my free time-
I TAKE JELLYFISHING SERIOUSLY
If I'm awake, I'm already on the grind
But with the net I feel alive-
I TAKE JELLFISHING SERIOUSLY
Now these people wanna see me, yeah, they wanna be me
Cause-
I TAKE JELLFISHING SERIOUSLY
Doesn't matter if you're cool, or a creep
Mess with me, and you'll be sleeping-
I TAKE JELLYFISHING SERIOUSLY
Yuh, Yuh, Yuh, Woo
Yuh, Yuh, Yuh, Woo
Yuh, Huh, Yuh, Huh
Ooh Ha Hee
Yeah, Yuh, Yuh
