--MALE--
Bachche log
Tumne kabhi kaala Taj Mahal dekha hai?
--CHILDREN--
Kya kya kya?
--MALE--
Kabhi binaa paani ka samandar dekha hai?
--CHILDREN--
Nahin to
--MALE--
Rasgulle se ras gul ho jaaye
To pataa hai kaisa dikhta hai?
--CHILDREN--
Kaisa kaisa kaisa?
--MALE--
Woh dekho, jeeta jaagta namuna, Miss Shivani
--FEMALE--
Ae, ae, ae, kya laga rakha yeh sab, huh?
Kya laga rakha hai
--MALE--
Arre, bore ho rahe hain yaar
Kuch to masti karne do, kuch to karo
Kuch to karo, arre kuch to karo yaar!
Ae Shivani, tu lagti hai naani
Tu item puraani, ae, ae Shivaani
Ae Shivani, boring hai teri jawaani
Bata na deewani
Thobde pe baarah kyoon baje hain, bol
Ae Shivani, tu flop hai kahaani
Khadus khandaani, ae Shivani, ae Shivani
Ujda chaman tera tan mann, kab yeh khilega?
Ice cream jaisa gussa tera kab yeh pighalega?
Upar waala bhi mood mein nahin tha
Ki aise, ki vaise
Pack karke tujhe bhej diya, bol
Ae Shivani, tu lagti hai naani
Juice ki dukaan mein, tu peeti hai paani, hey
Ae Shivani, ae Shivani
Tu jo agar rasta kaate to billi mar jaaye
Bhoot agar dekhe tujhe to woh bhi darr jaaye
Tu itni thakeli, tu itni pakeli, akeli, akeli
Daude to bhi race haar jaaye, bol
Ae Shivani, tu lagti hai naani
Maram-mat maange teri yeh kawaani, ae
Ae Shivani, ae Shivani
--FEMALE--
Baatein chichhori, banke tapori
Level na gira
Life hai yeh meri, style hai yeh mera
Tu mujhko naa sikha
Arre kisne kaha hai ke har ladki ko
Yun latke, yun jhatke
Nakhre karke jeena hi padega, bol
--MALE--
Ae Shivani, tu lagti hai naani
Banegi kab raani, ae
Ae Shivani
--CHILDREN--
(Ae Shivani, ae Shivani, ae Shivani...)
--MALE--
Baasi biwi rani, paideshi pareshaani
Tu kudi hai kaani, tu flop hai kahaani
Aye Shivani, o o Shivaani - 2
Arre jaane do yaar
Iski to bad luck hi kharaab hai
Band karo, band karo, band karo
