It was like march april

F**kin lebra f**kin um shit

Torus born in 1775

Im like 300 and somethin but Im still alive

I used to hang with the original billy the kid

You probably think Im only playin but I did

My daddys were a 2 headed freak show

Mama a fortune tella azmerella zella

Anyway they had s*x on a oija board

And I was born the next day

Who violent j

When I was 14 I tripped on the train track

And I was crushed right there on the steel rack

Im out cold they though it would f**k me up

I got up and itched my butt and Im like what

Everybody tripped and called me the clown devil boy

Child of the witch heifer whatever

Tied me up burned me and threw stones

Had a few scrapes and cuts smokey nuts

After that they started bowin and shit

Prayin to me you know how those primatives get

I said get off my d**k I aint a savior

Im what ya call a juggalo and all I want is my flava

4 simple things in this b***h before I die

I want a rusty ax

I wanna know voodoo

A fat b***h named bridget

And a little sip of faygo too

Till I get my shit in this motha f**ka

I will neva die

Ah hell yeah so anyway

50 years passed all my homeys are old ass f**ks

I aint even got hair on my nuts

I left the village in the search of my ends

I wrestled alligators battled terminators

Nothin ever killed me nothin could harm me

I fought in the civil war yankees army

I walked across enemy lines with a mack 10

Man they didnt even have that shit back then

How you just gonna come in my shit and f**k it up

Well at least make this shit sound real man damn

I walked acrossed enemy lines with a lantern

Steddy takin cannon balls to the balls

The war ended I traveled the country horse back

Until this fool tried to horse jack

He put his gat to my head and blew my face up

Didnt even smear the makeup

I took his gun a put a divet in his neck

The sherriff didnt like it I got endited

87 long years in the state pen

Till they finally forgot why they put me in

They had to let me go cant hold me on nothin

On they way out they like

Yo aint you like a houndred and somethin

Im said yeah thats right

And I aint gonna die till I get my shit motha

F**ka

I want a rusty ax

I wanna know voodoo

A fat b***h named bridget

Just a little sip or two

Till I get my shit in this motha f**ka

I will neva die

I slept under bridges lived in a valley

I climbed up mountains searched the alleys

More years passed and I still aint died

Now Im in detroit on the southwest side

My homie has an impala blue 67

Last night we hit the road pushin one eleven

I stuck my head out the window

Ttold em forward the most

And let my nugget ping off a light post

Hahahaha hell yeah cuz

Yeah it hurts a little bit but then ya gotta straight buzz

The world hates me cuz of shit like this

They always try and kill me but miss

I know its odd cuz my face is forever painted

When I was born the b***h ass doctor fainted

My tongues a little long I choke people with it

Looks kinda nasty but chicks dig it

And I told ya my neck can stretch for miles

I sorta look like somethin from the x-files

People wanna see me die for then a little bit

But Im a juggalo and as a juggalo I want my shit

And I aint gonna die till I get it

I want a rusty ax

I wanna know voodoo

A fat b***h named bridget

I said faygo f**k mountain dew

Till I get my shit in this motha f**ka

I will neva diiiiiiiiiieeeeee

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