I love my faygo my nyquil pills shaggy

I love my buddies my hatchetman but

I love my axe

My axe iz my buddy I bring him when I walk

Me and my axe will leave your head outlined in chalk

My axe is my buddy he always makes me laugh

Me and my axe cut bigot spinal chords in half

My axe is my buddy and when I wind him back

Me and my axe will give your forehead a buttcrack

My axe is my buddy I never leave without him

Me and my axe will leave your neck a bloody fountain

Everybody everybody everybody run

Murdering murdering murdering fun

Swing swing swing

Chop chop chop

Swing swing swing

Chop chop chop

My axe is my buddy we right the planet's wrongs

Me and my axe leave bigots dead on richie lawns

My axe is my buddy he never make me cry

Me and my axe will leave a divot for your eye

My axe is my buddy don't take him for a chump

Me and my axe will leave you hoppin' on a stump

Look into the deadest tree tell me baby wut you see

Don't you hear the branches cry asking for the reasons why

Did they hang so many men from the branches off of them

Why did humans make them play with them in their evil way

Look into the moon's beam can't you fathom what it's seen

Bodies dragging from a truck driven by a bigot f**k

Why you think the heavens cry acid rain and blizzard skys

Ain't no covering the tracks that's why I'm here and oh yes

My axe is my buddy he'll thump into your head

Me and my axe will make your white t-shirt all red

My axe is my buddy you let that dixie wave

Me and my axe will f**k your mother on your grave

My axe is my buddy we both cry with the trees

Me and my axe will bring the devil to his knees