today was my birthday party
it was so moving i cried
i had a super happy good time
until most of my best friends died
so i ran into the bedroom
where there was still some folks alive
we had a pajama jammy pillow fight
ooooooh !
hey there ninja brian
ooooooh !
we're awesome together
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you know that i'm not lying
ooooooh !
best friends forever !
ooooooh !
but if you wouldn't mind , there's...
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one thing i'd like to request
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it'd sure be great if you could please stop
ooooooh !
murdering all of my other friends
that's a dick move , bro.
dick move.
this morning at the dog park
i met a cool new bunch of guys
now we're hanging out together
a few deaths i could look past
at three hundred i was concerned
fifty thousand murders later
ooooooh !
hey there ninja brian
ooooooh !
just always remember
ooooooh !
through the good times and the homicides
ooooooh !
best friends forever !
ooooooh !
i think that i can solve our problem
ooooooh !
meet your new friend , ninja jim
ooooooh !
i know you guys will get along great
ooooooh !
except for the fact you just murdered him
really , ninja brian ?
during the chorus ?
heh. i can't stay mad at you.
our rock jams
we'll reign supreme
as long as you don't stab me
we'll be a legendary team
ninja brian , what are you doing ?
what is that ?
is that a knife ? oh , it's a knife.
i can tell by the way it's stabbing me.
sigh. good talk buddy.
