Deck the halls with boughs of holly

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Tis' the season to be jolly

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Eat delicious decorations

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Have internal complications

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Pull a cracker way too fast

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You'll be blown up by the blast

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Build a house from gingerbread

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Have it cave in on your head

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Biting down on mistletoe

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Extremely toxic, don't you know

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Overload a faulty socket

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Tree lights up just like a rocket

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Send yourself wrapped as a present

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Suffocating isn't pleasant

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Christmas is a time to cherish

Don't be dumb or you will perish

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