Cold cooling at a ball
Looking for some action
But like Mick Jagger said
I can't get
no satisfaction.
The girls are all around
But none of them
wanna get with me
My threads are fresh and
I'm looking def Yo
wassup with the loc
The girls are all jocking
At the other
end of the bar
having drinks with
some noname chump
When they know
that I'm the star
So I got up
and strolled over
To the other side
of the cantina
I asked the guy
"why you so fly?"
He said
"funky cold medina". Funky Cold Medina
This brother
told me a secret Oh
how to get more chicks
put a little medina
in your glass And the
girls'll come real quick
It's better than
any alcohol
Or afrodesiac
A couple of sips of
this love potion and
she'll be on your lap
So I gave some
to my dog
when he began to big
And then he licked his
bowl and he looked at me
And did the wild
thing on my leg
He used to scratch and
bite me Before he was
much much meaner
But now all the poodles
run to my house for
the funky cold medina.
You know
what I'm saying
I got every dog
in my neighborhood
breaking down my door
I got Spuds McKenzie
Alex from Strolls
They won't leave my dog
alone with that
medina thing.
I went up to this girl
She said
"Hi my name is Sheela"
I thought she'd be good
to go with a little
funk cold medina
she said
"I'd like a drink"
I said "ok I'll go get it"
And then a couple of sips
she cold licked her
lips and I knew that
she was with it
So I took her to my crib
and everything
went well as planned
But when she got
undressed it was
big old mess
Sheela was a man
So I threw him out
I don't fool around with
no Oscar Meyer weiner
You must be sure that
the girl is pure for
the funky cold medina.
You know Ain't no
plans with a man
This is the 80s and
I down the ladies Break it down
Back in the saddle
looking for a
little affection
I took a shot I thought
I'd test it
on the Love Connection
The audience guests
voted and you know
they picked a winner
I took my date
to the Hilton ford
medina had some dinner
She had a few drinks
I'm thinking soon
what I'd be getting
But that's when she
starting talking `bout
plans for a wedding
I said "wait
slow down love
not so fast
I'll be seeing ya"
That's why
I found you don't play
around with the
funky cold medina.
You know
what I'm saying
That medina's
a m o n s t e r y ' a l l F u n k y C o l d M e d i n a ! ! !
