They see me mowin'
My front lawn
I know they're all thinking
I'm so White N' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy
I wanna roll with
the gangsters
But so far they all think
I'm too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
Really, really white n' nerdy
First in my class here at M.I.T.
Got skills, I'm a Champion of D&D
MC Escher that's my favorite MC
Keep your 40 I'll
just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin to the contrary
You'll find that
they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Stephen Hawking's in my library
My MySpace page is
all totally pimped out
Got people begging for my top 8 spaces
Yo I know Pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but
I still wear braces
I order
all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a whiz at minesweeper
I can play for days
Once you see my sweet moves
you're gonna stay amazed,
my fingers movin' so fast
I'll set the place ablaze
There's no killer app I haven't run
At Pascal, well, I'm number one
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat but
I got a soldering gun
"Happy Days" is my favourite theme song
I can sure kick your butt
in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in JavaScript
as well as Klingon
Here's the part I sing on
They see me roll on, my Segway
I know in my heart they think I'm
white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy
I'd like to roll with
The gangsters
Although it's apparent I'm too
white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
How'd I get so white n' nerdy?
I've been browsing, inspectin'
men comics you know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket
I must protect 'em
my ergonomic keyboard
never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals
on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized "Holy Grail" really well
I can recite it right now
and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing web sites
When my friends need
code who do they call?
I do HTML for them all
Even made a homepage for my dog
Yo! I got myself a fanny pack
they were having a sale down at the GAP
Spend my nights with
a roll of bubble wrap
POP POP!
Hope no one sees me get freaky
I'm nerdy in the e treme
and whiter than sour cream
I was in the AV club and
Glee club and even the chess team
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
Spend every weekend
at the renaissance fair
Got my name on my underwear
They see me strollin'
They laughin'
And rollin' their eyes 'cause
I'm so white n' nerdy
Just because I'm white n' nerdy
Just because I'm white n' nerdy
All because I'm white n' nerdy
Holy cow I'm white n' nerdy
I wanna bowl with
the gangsters
but oh well it's obvious I'm
white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy
