I'm a big practical joker man I love to play practical jokes
I have one for you guys you gotta try this
Really simple very effective
Next time you're at the airport you're at the airport
You see someone waiting for their flight ok they're just sitting there
Reading a paper whatever just chilling out
Here's what your gonna do just like this
Walk over to them really slowly just walk over alright
Stand right in front of them wait till they feel you there
You know what I mean
When they finally look up at you just really seriously look them in they
Eyes and go like this
Don't get on the flight hehe
You know they're sittin' there going
I don't think I should get on this f**king flight
I think an angel
Just told me not to get on the flight thank you angel wearing jeans
How about this one right all you need for this is a pair of gloves
Just take your gloves right
And go down to the bank get behind all the people in the bank
Give the person in front of you a little nudge just a little nudge
Wait till they turn around and when they turn around
Start putting on the gloves and say
Now would be a good time to leave right now
Either that or take out a piece of paper and a pen and say
Hey how do you spell shoot you in the f**king face
Come on hurry up one word what is it
Here's a fun one right
Guys next time you at a bar whatever
And you see a girl at the bar
Just walk up to her and go like this
Hey are you gonna walk to your car by yourself later
I'll be over here watching you all night
