EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

GOKU!

VERSUS!

SUPERMAN!

BEGIN!

[Superman (Jimmy Olsen)]

Who can stop this constipated jock

With the awful animation

and the complicated plot?

Who's got the rap bombs

to drop on Japan?

This looks like a job

for the OG (Superman!)

I'm killing it, you're Krillin

it, I'm villainous to vegetables

Who dance around in hammer pants

that hide their tiny genitals

My level is incredible,

I'm out of your league

You want justice? I'll bust

this nut up in your Chi Chi

Greasy slick emcee from DC

One breath I'll freeze

your whole measly species

You're primitive and limited,

you live in a village of idiots

Step in Metropolis, I'll

[Goku (Krillin)]

How many times are they

gonna rewrite your story?

Your powers have been boring since

the nineteen f^cking forties (GOKU!)

Defeat me with heat beams? You're crazy

Cause I'm a Super Saiyan,

you're a flying Miss Daisy

You're pretty pasty to

be powered by the sun

You can't flow to Son Goku,

I Kaoiken get it done

When I see your movies all

I do is watch the clock

Cause there's nothing fun about a

superhero scared of green rocks

Look at those panties (ho!)

You got that camel toe

I'll report to Lois Lane,

then Superman that ho

[Superman]

Haha, your rapping is weaker

than your fight scenes

Just one punch and over 9000 screams!

I'll make your nose bleed

like Roshi sniffing panties

From Z to GT, you can Dragonball deez

[Goku]

Don't lecture me about

fights, you caped coward

You got your ass beat

by a bat with no powers

There's only one way that

this battle's gonna end

One more Superman who's

never gonna walk again

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EP! IC! RAP! BATTLES OF HISTORY!

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