My brother threw up

On my stuffed toy bunny

You better not laugh '

Cause it really isn't funny

It was lying in my bed

While I was sound asleep

But it could have been worse

It could have been me

My bunny's name was Bill

And he was pink and white

His eyes were purple

And they glowed at night

His ears were ragged

And his nose was red

He was soft as my pillow

From his paws to his head

My brother threw up

On my stuffed toy bunny

You better not laugh '

Cause it really isn't funny

It was lying in my bed

While I was sound asleep

But it could have been worse

It could have been me

My Dad tried to help

When I started to scream

He threw my bunny

In the washing machine

But my bunny Bill

Still smelled so bad;

I lost the best friend

That I ever had

My brother threw up

On my stuffed toy bunny

You better not laugh '

Cause it really isn't funny

It was lying in my bed

While I was sound asleep

But it could have been worse

It could have been me

So bunny now sits

On my shelf at home

Next to my smelly toy telephone

And the dirty old bear

With the stains and the spots

'Cause my little brother throws up a lot

My brother threw up

On my stuffed toy bunny

You better not laugh '

Cause it really isn't funny

It was lying in my bed

While I was sound asleep

But it could have been worse

It could have been me

My brother threw up

On my stuffed toy bunny

You better not laugh

'Cause it really isn't funny

It was lying in my bed while

I was sound asleep

But it could have been worse

It could have been me

But it could have been worse

It could have been me