Never cook your sister in a frying pan

Or boil her in water

And take her by the hand

And throw her off a cliff

Or try to make her fall

'Cause these things aren't very nice at all

You might not like her

But don't knock her off her bike;

Fighting is normal but normal ain't right

Don't put her in a bucket

And drop her down a well

Or put her in the oven and try to sell

Her to the nice old man

Who lives down the street

Don't hit her with your hand

Or kick her with your feet 30787,-229)

Never cook your sister in a frying pan

Or boil her in water

And take her by the hand

And throw her off a cliff

Or try to make her fall

'Cause these things aren't very nice at all

Don't tie her to a tree

And leave her in the woods

For the bears and the snakes

And you never should

Lock her in the closet

Or throw her in the snow

Or flush her down the toilet

Or steal her clothes

If you do these things then what you do

Is not becomming to a boy like you

Never cook your sister in a frying pan

Or boil her in water

And take her by the hand

And throw her off a cliff

Or try to make her fall

'Cause these things aren't very nice at all

You better be careful

When she's nice and small

Don't beat her with a bat

Or hit her with a ball

Don't put her in a barrel

And roll her down the road

'Cause it all goes against the gentleman's code

Besides she might grow up

And be bigger too

And turn around and do it all to you

Never cook your sister in a frying pan

Or boil her in water

And take her by the hand

And throw her off a cliff

Or try to make her fall

'Cause these things aren't very nice at all

Never cook your sister in a frying pan

Or boil her in water

And take her by the hand

And throw her off a cliff

Or try to make her fall

'Cause these things aren't very nice at all