DELIA
The universe
Is more than just space with no end
La la la la la!
Just think of the universe
as a female best friend
And you can be like
"Hey, Universe, what's happenin', girl?"
And she'll be like
"Oh, nothin'... just running the world."
And you'll be like, "What?"
And the universe will be like "I know!
You're on the right track, girl
I got your back, girl
I'm helping you grow"
Think positive
Act positive
You are a child of the Earth!
Life coaching! Nailing it!
Time to take command
You dictate the hand
The universe deals
Look!
Science makes no sense
Who needs evidence?
Go with your feels
I'm like a radio
Tuned to the stars
I found my frequency
Crystals speak to me
LYDIA, spoken
What are they saying?
DELIA, spoken
Buy more crystals!
Everything, everything
happens for a reason
Be a beacon of light in the world
Put a little "alright" in the world
There are spiritual guides above
Look up and see 'em
Perception is reality
Just listen to the melody
the universe sings
'Cause everything, everything
happens for a reason
LYDIA
Gee, I hate to break it to you.
The universe is just the contents
of time, matter and space
DELIA, spoken
Yeah.
LYDIA, sung
Ninety one billion light years across
And the Earth's a small place
Where good people die
DELIA, spoken No
LYDIA, spoken Yeah.
In famine and wars
The Pacific Islands are sinking
But negative thinking
is hardly the cause
You think life is all unicorns
and rainbows 'cause you're bored
And positivity is a lu ury
that few can afford
We're gonna die
Yes, you and I
In meaninglessness and alone...
DELIA
No no no!
No!
One day you may wake up alone
LYDIA, spoken Okay?
DELIA
'Cause your husband and his
boyfriend bought a boat
And then they sailed away to Rome
LYDIA, spoken That's specific.
DELIA
So you cry yourself to
sleep in deep despair
Talkin' to the walls 'cause
there's no one there
And you have to buy a cat
'Cause that's your last
chance to have a family
Take it from me!
That your aging ass will
have to believe that
Everything, everything
happens for a reason
Put some more fun in the world
A little "I am still
young!" in the world
Be prepared to take your
eggs and freeze 'em
LYDIA, spoken
Is this still about me?
DELIA
'Cause everything, everything happens
LYDIA
Sounds like terrible things can happen
Because the universe is random
DELIA
Yes, but
Random for a reason!
LYDIA
No reason!
