It′s finally happening, we've waited so long
They′ve captured the magic, and put it to song
Got to land the part, got to keep our composure
To be in the musical of the movie Disclosure!
Alright people, let's get started, who's up first please?
I′m Nick Birch, and I′m reading for the Michael Douglas role
I'm a family man, not a sexual harasser
My boss tried to do me now my life′s a disaster!
I only let her blow me, I did nothing wrong!
Wow, very loud. Thank you
Um, Jessie Glaser, I guess I'll read for the ′dutiful wife'?
No matter what happens, I′ll stay at my station
Through scandals and lies and public humiliation
'Cause standing by her husband is a woman's job
What the fuck? Really?
Don the costumes and build the set
It′s gonna be weird and inappropriate!
We′re making a musical of the movie Disclosure!
It's a story ′bout women kickin'
Butt, and being rapists just like dudes
My character′s name is 'Señorita Cleaning Lady′
Mines 'Hot Asian with Asian Boobs'!
Ah, the smell of the greasepaint, the roar of the crowd
Are dangerously toxic and frighteningly loud!
I′d rather just do tech and stay out of sight!
Okay, next!
Uhm, I′m Missy Foreman-Greenwald and
And I'm auditioning for the part of Demi Moore
I′m a modern '90s woman, I′ll take what I want
In my power suite, my cleavage I'll flaunt
No, man is not gonna bone me without a fight!
Oh, I felt that one!
Sorry I′m late gang, but have no fear!
Your little show is saved, your leading man is here!
Clear the stage, all you wannabe's and posers!
You're gonna be dazzled, appalled and perplexed
Our parents will squirm watching us simulate sex!
When we′re doing a musical of the movie "Disclosure!" (Disclosure!)
