Anything you can do I can do better
I can do any thing better than you
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't
Yes I can yes I can
Anything you can be I can be greater
Sooner or later I'm greater than you
No you're not
Yes I am
No you're not
Yes I am
No you're not
Yes I am yes I am
I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge
I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow
I can live on bread and cheese
And only on that
Yes
So can a rat
Any note you can reach
I can go higher
I can sing anything
Higher than you
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't
Yes I can
Anything you can buy I can buy cheaper
I can buy anything cheaper than you
Fifty cents
Forty cents
Thirty cents
Twenty cents
No you can't
Yes I can yes I can
Anything you can say I can say softer
I can say anything softer than you
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't
Yes I can
Yes I can
I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker
I can do it quicker and get even sicker
I can open any safe without being caught
Sure
That's what I thought you crook
Any note you can hold
I can hold longer
I can hold any note
Longer than you
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't
Yes I can yes I can
That's you can
Anything you can wear I can wear better
In what you wear I'd look better than you
In my coat
In your vest
In my shoes
In your hat
No you can't
Yes I can yes I can
Anything you can't say I can say faster
I can say anything faster than you
No I can't
Yes I can
No I can't
Yes I can
Yes I can yes I can
Yes I can yes I can yes I can
I can jump a hurdle
I can wear a girdle
I can knit a sweater
I can fill it better
I can do most anything
Can you bake a pie
No
Neither can I
Anything you can sing
I can sing sweeter
I can sing anything
Sweeter than you
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't can't can't
Yes I can can can
Yes I can
Anything You Can Do From Annie Get Your Gun) - Betty Hutton