I love a feller and he loves me
But his mind has got a very strange twist
I hesitate to introduce him to my friends
In fact I'm thinking of introducing him to a psychoanalyst
He keeps telling me he doesn't like my hat
The brim's a little grim
The crown's a little flat
But just let anybody else mention that
And he'll yell and he'll hollar
And he'll double up his fists
Break your arm black your eye knock you down
And for seven miles around
You can hear the man insist
It's the prettiest hat in town
Oh he keeps telling me my dancing's out of whack
My waltz is full of faults
My rumba's off the track
But just let anybody else make a crack
And he'll yell and he'll hollar
And he'll double up his fists
Break your arm black your eye knock you down
And for seven miles around you can hear
The man insist it's the fanciest dancing in town
That's loyalty
A little peculiar
But it's loyalty
He figures it this way
He can treat me like dirt
But you better treat me like royalty
Or he'll yell and he'll hollar and he'll double up his fists
Break your arm black your eye knock you down
And it really is immense how he comes to my
Defense if you even so much as frown
I keep telling him I'm doing the best I can
But he's got me on the pan
Saying my girdle shows and powder your nose
And straighten your hose and heaven only knows
He'll yell and he'll hollar and a doll a drool
A daisy a dream a ding dong delicacy
A moment so cream according to him
I'm just the loveliest gal in town
Miss Hutton will be back in just a moment
That's the story right there
The loveliest gal in town
