There's a doctor living in your town
There's a lawyer and an Indian too
And neither doctor
Lawyer nor Injun chief
Could love you any more than I do
There's a barrel of fish in the ocean
There's a lot of little birds in the blue
And neither fish nor fowl says
The wise old owl
Could love you any more than I do
No no no It couldn't be true
That anyone else could love you like I do
I'm gonna warn all the dead eyed d***s
That you're the chick with the slickest tricks
And every tick of my ticker ticks for you
Follow through
Tell the doctor to stick to his practice
Tell the lawyer to settle his case
Send the Injun chief and his tommy hawk
Back to little rain in the face
'Cause you
Know know know it couldn't be true
That anyone else could love you like I do
No no no it couldn't be true
That anyone else could love you like I do
And confidentially I confess
I sent a note to the local press
That I'll be changing my home
Address for you follow through
Tell the doctor to stick to his practice
Tell the lawyer to settle his case
Send the Injun chief and his tommy hawk
Back to little rain in the face
'Cause you
Know know know it couldn't be true
That anyone else could love you like I do
No no no it couldn't be true
That anyone else could love you like I do
I'm gonna send a hot communeek
To warn the boys down at cripple creek
That every dimple on your dimpled
Cheek is mine so to speak
Tell the doctor to stick to his practice
Tell the lawyer to settle his case
Send the Injun chief
And his tommy hawk
Back to little rain in the face
Woo woo
'Cause you
Know know know it couldn't be true
That anyone else could love you like I do
Like I do
Like I do
Like I do
Like I do
