I met a girl on Tinder
About a year ago
Ass felt like a beanbag
Stinky down below
She never got a call back
I couldn't get on that fatty
Yeah I went golfing 3 days later
Guess who shows up as my caddy
Poontang boomerang
Just can't throw it away
Dump her ass on a Friday night
She's back by Saturday sing it
Poontang boomerang
My friend was getting married
I met the bride that day
It was pretty obvious she wanted some of me
I told her just the one time
I would make an exception
Then she tried to suck my balls at her wedding reception
Poontang boomerang
Give that shit a hurl
But I can almost guarantee I'm gonna wind up with that girl
Poontang boomerang
Thought about going again
But boomerang wang is even worse they say
You can chug that w***e
If you can f**k no more
But you better watch out Jack
'Cause that ass is comin' back
If you're tired of gettin' it around
You can take the next bus outta town
But you can't get far enough away
That b***h will find you any day
Change your name and cut your hair
Move away to Timbuktu
But I'm telling you right now that boomerang tang will follow you
You can chug that w***e
If you don't wanna f**k no more
But you better look out Jack
'Cause that ass is comin' back
Poontang boomerang
That she never fails
Sure as bear shits in the woods
And sail boats have sails
Poontang boomerang
Better wash that real quick
Bo bo boomerang is out there dangerous down under on your d**k
Poontang boomerang
Oh yeah
Poontang boomerang
M m m m more
Poontang boomerang
Poontang boomerang
Aw yeah
